A Sad Story

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful girl, who was enjoying a good night sleep, when all of a sudden she heard the call of nature. She looked up at the clock and realized it was the middle of the night, 4 AM. She was making her way through the dark to the bathroom, when all of a sudden her foot hit something. Her husbands faithful pooch was laying directly in her path. Tripping and falling to the ground, all of a sudden her face meets the wall and there is a horrible pain. Laying on the ground crying, she hear words of concern from her Prince Charming laying in bed, "What the heck is going on!" He turns on some lights, helps her to her feet, trying figure out what she is doing and why she is crying. The beautiful girl finally makes it to the toilet, and Prince Charming goes back to sleep. After surveying the damage, and popping some Advil, hoping she doesn't have a concussion, the beautiful girls falls back asleep. The next morning, in a cruel Disney movie like twist, the beautiful girl wakes up looking like Quasimodo with a swollen, black and blue eyelid.

These pictures really don't do it justice and I'm sure it will get worse before it gets better!!